{"id":6833,"date":"2018-03-09T10:46:33","date_gmt":"2018-03-09T09:46:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boerenroem.nl\/?p=6833"},"modified":"2018-03-09T11:00:19","modified_gmt":"2018-03-09T10:00:19","slug":"de-schezel-en-de-wuid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/boerenroem.nl\/wordpress\/2018\/03\/09\/de-schezel-en-de-wuid\/","title":{"rendered":"De schezel en de wuid"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Ach wee! riep plots de schezel uit<\/div>\n<div>Ik voel mij net een mezelmuit<\/div>\n<div>die op het rees staat te bekleren<\/div>\n<div>Waarom verdwees mij toch de kluit?<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>Dat is om broggels te feleren,<\/div>\n<div>sprak luid en duidelijk de wuid<\/div>\n<div>Laat je door hachjes niet verkeren,<\/div>\n<div>die driggen &#8217;s nachts hun polken uit.<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>De schossel hoorde dat en dacht:<\/div>\n<div>Ik zal ze immer gloos ontwalen<\/div>\n<div>met bluis en naard in kroppe vlacht<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>Zo ging de wuid de schezel tralen<\/div>\n<div>en swiep de schossel van de nacht<\/div>\n<div>om nooit, nee, nooit meer broeg te bralen!<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #808080;\">(foto:&nbsp;<a style=\"color: #808080;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.etsy.com\/shop\/DemiurgusDreams?ref&amp;zanpid=10723_1520588429_449318182cf3371e00da4616a936415d&amp;utm_medium=affiliate&amp;utm_source=affiliate_window&amp;utm_campaign=eu_buyer&amp;utm_content=414457\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">DemiurgusDreams by&nbsp;Evgeny Hontor<\/a>)<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ach wee! 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